Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with ''Once upon a time.''

''No,'' he replied. ''A whole lot of them begin with, 'If elected, I promise. …'

 

[Ridgerunner]

Secretary to boss - It's your wife on line 1. She wants to know where you keep the fire extinguisher.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Ridgerunner]

A new study recently found that 'humans eat more bananas than monkeys.' ''I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Son to his mother - There wasn't any snow for snow angels so we made mud angels.

 

[seedcorn]

Child to parents; can I sleep with you so monsters don't get me?

Parents: No, we’re afraid monster will follow you and get us.

 

[seedcorn]

For @Beekissed Sent to my daughter....

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Oh you mean caltrops jr.?