Garden humor thread..

[digitS']

Kid on phone: Can we do something fun when I come over on Saturday?

Grandparent: I'll look at my calendar and see.

Calendar:

• 9AM. Sit and obsess about the future.
• 10AM. Obsess about the past.
• 11AM. Use Social Media until Angry
• 3PM. Stare into Space
• 4PM. Overthink
• 5PM. Gripe to No One in Particular about the General State of Things

Grandparent: Oh, I think we can fit it in.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Dirtmechanic]

My kitten Myrtle is the silent black cat. Never utters a word...except in the evening when I say "Alexa" -Meow- "Turn off the den lights". Then we go have treats.

 

[digitS']

 

[Dirtmechanic]

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Ouch! But I like it!

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Zeedman]

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Older plants need strong support.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Having reached a certain age

Not to brag, but I went into another room and remembered why I went in there. Granted, it was the bathroom, but still.…

 

[Marie2020]

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[Marie2020]

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digitS'
snicker

Post me some of those please