Garden humor thread..

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Those are directions I
can still usually follow ;) Better than east or west :hide you could say I am directionally challenged.

i had a penpal for a while who is autistic and could not read a map. i tried to teach her left from right, but she did not know which was her dominant hand and refused to have her helper use a marker to help her figure it out. so after a few times i gave up, but i wanted to teach her how to read a map just in case she ever got lost or wanted to travel.
 

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I laughed at this and showed it to my husband.
He said what they didn't tell you was that it was their wife's stubbornness that was killing them.
I said not all men were married.
He said yeah, they're the only survivors.
:lol:
Ha! He's as witty as you!

Mary
 

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When you get real old, prison maybe better than some “retirement” centers. Free room/board, free medical, free TV & Internet, paid attendants to check on you, and IF you go with some friends, card playing buddies...
 

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