Garden humor thread..

Ridgerunner

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Diner - Waiter, what's with this straw? it's all mushy.

Waiter - It's paper. We banned plastic straws because they are harmful to turtles.

Diner Oh.

Waiter - So are you going to be eating tonight?

Diner - Sure. How's the turtle soup?

Waiter - Exquisite!

Diner (to dining companion) - The world is a confusing place.
 

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