That's awesome that you are having such a great cuke harvest! Have you tried dipping them in high quality blue cheese dressing? Once you try this, you will be a slave to growing cucumbers!
I heard of people throwing rocks in the windows of cars in these situations to keep the owners from trying to sell their ruined cars without disclosing what happened. Maybe there is some hope in humanity? Maybe it's that?
My favorite pest control strategy is intended to battle slugs. I put out Dixie cups half full of beer here and there around my garden plants buried in the soil up to the rim. The slugs cant resist a drink after a hot day in the sun, so they dive in the cup, drink the beer and drown!
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We have been eating chives, thyme, cherry tomatoes, and rosemary. Our nasturtiums are blooming now also!
Part of breakfast was scrambled eggs with butter and chives. Yum!