Extra organic

[bobm]

On this morning's news... a organic lettace pack was sold , then partially consumed before the purchasers found some extra organic ingredient in a form of a bat. Now the consumers are being observed every day for any signs of rabies.

 

[Rhodie Ranch]

Found this in a local FB buy and sell group:

"organic seasoned dry oak fire wood
$250 a cord"

cracked me up...will someone really fall for Organic fire wood? Ha!
p.s. Its too cheap to be full cord...

 

[Nyboy]

Nursery here sell organic lilac and dogwood trees.

 

[Carol Dee]

stick an ORGANIClabel on it and someone will pay extra for it.

 

[Zeedman]

stick an ORGANIClabel on it and someone will pay extra for it.

And then add "gluten free" for extra value.

 

[baymule]

Don't forget Non GMO!

Marketing hysteria......some people will fall for anything.

 

[baymule]

have to add; ALL NATURAL!

 

[seedcorn]

Add non-GMO, family raised, USA, union, non-union. All bases covered. Ask the moon for a $.10 item. Marketing, gotta love it...