Maybe It Isn't Squirrels But Gladys Kravitz

Nyboy

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Both peach and pear trees have been stripped of fruit. I just assumed it was squirrels. My fig trees are loaded with figs this year. I gave the noisy old lady I call Gladys permission to pick figs. Now I am wondering if she took that as permission to pick any fruit in my yard. I am sure her broom can fly her over any fence I put up. Any one know of old lady repellent?
 

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this will solve your problems...
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and if by any chance it's birds add this..
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Red SSS never entered my mind
OMG! Not mine either! I was referring to electrically charged tree as per Thistlebloom's suggestion. I would never have considered shooting the old dear much less burying her under the orchard as fertilizer. Shame, shame, Nyboy. I thought you might know me better than that.
 
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