No Work Pumpkin Pie.

[Nyboy]

Start by growing unusual type of pumpkin in high foot traffic area ( I did white pumpkin). When people ask about unusual pumpkin tell them they make the best pies. But you will never know because you can't bake. Then hit their ego and ask if they are any good at baking. 1 in about every 5 will offer to bake you a pie using your pumpkins. Hand them pumpkin and wait for pie.

 

[seedcorn]

Yes Tom Sawyer.....

 

[Nyboy]

I do have a iron fence that needs painting

 

[thistlebloom]

That's pretty sneaky.
Let us know how it turns out.

 

[Smart Red]

Sounds like it might work. . . for you. You pathetically insist you can't bake. You poison friends just to keep the"I can't bake" story alive and well. Finally, you are not a grandmother. Grandmothers are supposed to be able to do anything! (That's what I've been feeding my grands for all their lives, so it is my own fault.)

I'd never survive with a story like yours, Nyboy.

 

[Carol Dee]

Sounds like it might work. . . for you. You pathetically insist you can't bake. You poison friends just to keep the"I can't bake" story alive and well. Finally, you are not a grandmother. Grandmothers are supposed to be able to do anything! (That's what I've been feeding my grands for all their lives, so it is my own fault.)

I'd never survive with a story like yours, Nyboy.

Same story here. It is too late to act helpless.