velveeta market

majorcatfish

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with the world markets running dry of velveeta....

here at smiling jimmys market in sunny jamaica we have all the velveeta you needs of your super bowl party dip needs.
here at jimmys we only sell the freshest hijacked products available.

prices start at a new low global nominal price..
starting at $100.00 for 14 grams ....what a bargain
international shipping available..
when calling please have a valid credit card ready along with your ss card number to verify your order...
1-876-555-1212 and don't forget to mention code "pirate" to get your 10% discount on orders over $500.00
operators are standing by.

heres the link to the upcoming world shortage.
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/01/07/kraft-warns-velveeta-shortage/

:lol: :lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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I love Velveeta. Now the imitation varieties are beyond terrible. At least Velveeta is a cheese and not a oil blend.
 

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I read all about the shortage. What bothered me were the haters commenting that it's not really cheese, I beg to differ, it's the greatest form of cheese there is!!!!!!!!!

THANX RICH
 

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Ha! I am glad there are different opinions on cheese!

I was introduced to the world of stinky cheese when I was a kid! Can't seem to get back to it. Not the most socially acceptable thing to be doing . . . and yet, there was a camaraderie. Almost illicit, sensuous . . . goes well with beer and crackers, too!

Steve
 

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The same guy who "invented" Velveeta . .

. gave us Liederkranz. In the cheese world there may be only appetites. I'm just glad DW likes Cheddar but that is as far as she is gonna go.

Steve
 

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Love Velveeta for cheese sandwiches as well mix with pinto beans as refried dip. To me, it's just a cheese as is Colby, cheddar, etc.
 

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If I even smell some cheeses, I upchuck , so ... Thanks, bu NO THANKS !!!
 

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