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If dad had told me these things as a boy, I would've had a better life.

- Never intentionally pee on a wasp hive.

- Never smoke while using a parachute.

- Never eat anything that glows in the dark.

- Never climb a tree that growls.

- Never shoot a bear in the aft end just for sport.

- Never skinny dip in Living Waters.

- Never use a tree as a large means of ballistic transportation.
 

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