Garden humor thread..

[Carol Dee]

 

[PhilaGardener]

to a plant partisan urine all runs the same...

And it generally goes downhill too!

 

[PhilaGardener]

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That has a good ring to it!

 

[Ridgerunner]

He - I'm taking the exact same medication as the people in this TV ad but somehow they all seem way more fit, vibrant, and attractive than me.

She - Maybe you should ask your doctor if getting your butt off the couch and watching less TV is right for you.

 

[Marie2020]

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Thats me with the door key, blaming the cat.

 

[Zeedman]

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It could be even worse - if they are locked in.

 

[canesisters]

It could be even worse - if they are locked in.

My brother in law once got locked in a minivan … of course.. he was pretty drunk at the time..

 

[Marie2020]

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What ever makes you feel good

 

[Dirtmechanic]

What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?






One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.



I will see myself out now...

 

[Pulsegleaner]

What's the difference between Italian blue cheese and greeting Medusa and her sisters in Spain?

One is Gorgonzola and the other is "Hola, Gorgons!"