Garden humor thread..

[seedcorn]

And getting that tomato before your neighbors.

What gives people feeling of happiness? Sharing BLTs from that first tomato with the neighbors.

Sorry @Zeedman I'm not sharing the first tomato with anyone not my wife-who may have eaten it while i’m at work (not sure that qualifies as “sharing”) or my G’kids.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Rhodie Ranch]

How Vegetable Stew is born

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Last week I spent some time collecting seed pods from five different kinds of pansies. Then today I noticed what I thought was dirt all over the floor, and on closer inspection the little specks were pansy seeds. The pods must have shattered and dispersed the seeds all over my kitchen floor. And there is a good chance that the five kinds of seeds that I so carefully separated are all mixed up with flying seed now. Next time I will keep the different types of seed outdoors and far apart, to avoid having this kind of cross-contamination again.

In the case of pets, you'd probably have to add a "damages" column.

 

[digitS']

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Pulsegleaner]

https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/grownupnurseryrhymes

 

[Zeedman]

Tomorrow's forecast:
Scattered clods during the day will likely transition to sprinkles in late afternoon.

 

[Phaedra]