OK, this is one.Weird. Spring.
First, I was moving things around and drove past my beautiful "never gives me peaches" peach tree AND it has 7 flowers on it!

Next, although I dug the trenches for the 15 seed potatoes yesterday, I Really should have had my phone. First shovel full midway down I find a large.white.chicken.EGG!!!!!!!!

Three inches down, and my shovel broke it.
It HAS to be fresh.
I DON'T have any chickens right now.
I broke it in half and saw the yolk spill out.
IF it had been old it would have reaked to high heaven!!
Many years ago, I had a makeshift chicken coop, made from a pallet and two pieces of plywood, like a tent.
I couldn't figure out WHY the hens weren't laying.
They were laying...they had tunneled underneath it and I found old and FOUL eggs there.
THIS egg was fresh.
I am Guessing that the idiot with his Hobby Farm had a bird escape and she laid it sometime this week.
They have chickens and geese and peacocks--who are loud and obnoxious.
Regardless, I reburied it.