Fake Muddy Jeans $400 Nordstroms

Here's the product description I lifted from the web page:

"Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty."
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emphasis mine)


Not afraid to get down and dirty?? So you shell out $400 for a fake pair??

That's hilarious!
 
There is a Nordstrom here in White Plains. I do a lot of looking very little buying there. I guess rich white collar men want to look blue collar.
 
Now I can die....I've seen everything. :lol: :lol: :lol: Guess there's not a whole lot of mud in the city, so have to reproduce it for fashion in some way.

There's a whole lot of redneck boys out here in the sticks who would be GLAD to restock that sold out item. ;) Will even throw in the authentic odor of stanky butt crack that usually comes along with a pair of jeans with that appearance.
 
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