Garden humor thread..

[thistlebloom]

-13 here this a.m. plus a stiff breeze. BrrrrrView attachment 17832

Hey, that looks like my Huckleberry this morning!

 

[majorcatfish]

now @Carol Dee thats funny.. you get 12 points for that one

 

[Carol Dee]

now @Carol Dee thats funny.. you get 12 points for that one
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Thank Major I will take my points anyway I can earn them LOL

 

[baymule]

Minus thirteen?? I think I'll just stay down here in Texas.....

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Pulsegleaner]

My aunt once gave me that on a holiday card!

 

[ninnymary]

 

[ninnymary]

 

[majorcatfish]

Men's Logic



wife was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband

walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.


Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she

labored away on the weeds, she snapped,


"I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now!


Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!"


So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread,

and a tall beer.


His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, "Where's my dinner?"


"Huh? I thought you were out of town."

 

[Ridgerunner]

Obviously he was not listening to what the voices inside her head were saying.