Garden humor thread..

[valley ranch]

 

[valley ranch]

And no girls

 

[valley ranch]

 

[seedcorn]

@thistlebloom I don't get the pea one. You will have to explain it to me.

Mom, knew you were faking. That is why you are cut out of will. Perfect one, indeed!!!!

 

[Pulsegleaner]

It's a comment on how many words they used on the label; how they could have been a LOT more terse and still conveyed the same information.

 

[thistlebloom]

I don't get the pea one. You will have to explain it to me.

Okay Seed, I'll speak very slowly , and try to give it my best, clearest, goodest and muchly most succinct effort. And you must try to stay conscious,wide awake and very alert to capture all the subtle and variable nuances of my informative and elucidating explanation......lets see....where was I......

 

[Chickie'sMomaInNH]

i had to take a moment to get that one too. just too many words on that label. kinda repeating itself on that one!

 

[seedcorn]

Okay Seed, I'll speak very slowly , and try to give it my best, clearest, goodest and muchly most succinct effort. And you must try to stay conscious,wide awake and very alert to capture all the subtle and variable nuances of my informative and elucidating explanation......lets see....where was I......

Now THAT is funny....

 

[valley ranch]

An~when the neighbor's cat digs that hole in mama's garden, we'll bury it there!

 

[valley ranch]