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This is me! Haha
Garden humor thread..
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Carol Dee
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My kids laugh because they think I'm crazy. I laugh because they don't know it's hereditary.
Carol Dee
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I'll copy a post from the chicken forum. However accurate it is, I thought it was totally appropriate for this forum's humor thread.
The daughter of an old friend of mine dropped by to say “Hello”...she’s a very sweet, good looking 20 year old, BUT not the brightest crayon in the crayon box, if you know what I mean.
Anyway she saw my little flock, and I told her(and showed her) that I have 4 hens (girls) and 2 roosters (boys).
...here we go...
She looked at them all, with a little puzzlement and a touch of concern...then turned to me and kinda whispered in my direction , “Have any of the girls ever gotten pregnant?”
All I said was “Nope.”, as I walked away, biting my lip. (Bless her heart...)
...think I need to have a talk with her mom, huh?
And the link to give proper credit.
https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/need-to-explain-the-“birds-and-the-bees-definitely.1320372/
The daughter of an old friend of mine dropped by to say “Hello”...she’s a very sweet, good looking 20 year old, BUT not the brightest crayon in the crayon box, if you know what I mean.
Anyway she saw my little flock, and I told her(and showed her) that I have 4 hens (girls) and 2 roosters (boys).
...here we go...
She looked at them all, with a little puzzlement and a touch of concern...then turned to me and kinda whispered in my direction , “Have any of the girls ever gotten pregnant?”
All I said was “Nope.”, as I walked away, biting my lip. (Bless her heart...)
...think I need to have a talk with her mom, huh?
And the link to give proper credit.
https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/need-to-explain-the-“birds-and-the-bees-definitely.1320372/
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Boudreaux called up the Sheriff's Office and said, 'Come real quick to da parkin' lot at Thibodeaux's Bar! Someone done stole everythin' from my car - da radio, dashboard, steering wheel, brake pedal.'
''The deputy says, 'We on da way, right now!'
''Boudreaux yells back, 'Oh, but mais no! Wait! Don't come. I looked around, and I'm in da back seat!' ''
''The deputy says, 'We on da way, right now!'
''Boudreaux yells back, 'Oh, but mais no! Wait! Don't come. I looked around, and I'm in da back seat!' ''
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baymule
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If that was my concrete slab, I would definitely leave those chicken tracks!
