Garden humor thread..

[flowerbug]

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and spiders.

 

[Finnie]

 

[seedcorn]

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So true!

 

[Marie2020]

and spiders. People are scared of chickens too

Keeps me safe

 

[Ridgerunner]

Two friends run into one another after not seeing each other for a long time.

First guy: ''You should see my wife; she is beautiful.'' He then pulls out a picture and shows his friend.

Second guy: ''You should see my wife.''

First guy: ''Is she beautiful?''

Second guy: ''She's an optometrist.''

 

[Ridgerunner]

A nurse told the doctor ''There's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?''

The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him today.''

 

[digitS']

@Ridgerunner

That's like the guy that comes in to talk to the psychiatrist and says, "Everyone just ignores me."

Psychiatrist says "Next."

 

[Rammy]

I dont get it.

 

[meadow]

I dont get it.

The psychiatrist was acting like the fellow wasn't even there.

 

[Carol Dee]