Garden humor thread..

MontyJ

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Oh come on, did nekid carrots really kill this thread?? Sheesh, you should hear the one about the "randy rooster"!!
 

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(They put up a good fight - but the gnomes were better)
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(Cow poop. Yes, I have definitely stepped in cow poop. I hate nature)


No idea why these are such small pictures.
 

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Not about a garden, but close enough. :lol:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is
natural.

He calls Animal Control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State
$200 testing it for diseases.

The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a
$100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness program" for residents of the area.

The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies
and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The
State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special
training regarding the nature of coyotes.

PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against
the State.





TEXAS :

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps
jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.


Our Governor, Rick Perry really was out jogging with his Lab puppy and shot an attacking coyote stone cold dead. YAY TEXAS!!! :lol:
 

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