Garden humor thread..

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@canesisters ,
"Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!"

Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you." ~ Lewis Carroll
 
@baymule, it might be more interesting if I could see it.

Not garden humor, but gardener humor. DH is having surgery on his lower eye lids Thursday of this week. No difficult or painful, but he will have two black eyes for a while. Of course, we have a graduation and a wedding scheduled for this weekend.

I told him that he could wear a pair of dark glasses. He immediately agreed stating that he could put them on and grope around in the crowd -- emphasis on grope. I said wearing dark glasses doesn't mean he has to be blind.

Son agreed with his dad that the idea of groping sounded good.... except....it would not be very exciting at a family get-together. See what I have to put up with? Gutter talk instead of furrows.
 

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