Garden humor thread..

[majorcatfish]

Here is one for @baymule

love it gotta get one of those for here.....

 

[Smart Red]

GASP !!! Did you actually introduce an invasive species into a virgin environment ??? Just wait untill the local know it all tree hugger activists desend upon you .

Trust bobm to pipe in sounding exactly like bobm. Love it, bobm!

 

[Smart Red]

For a few years DH and I gardened with my parents. That is, they had half the garden space and we had the other. DH posted a sign at the end of our section stating that we were "NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR GARDEN PAST THIS POINT".

Good for a few laughs, but no better weeding or tending in parents half. Lest you all think I'm a rotten daughter, they were retired and we were both working (10-12 hours) or going to school (full-time summer session) so we were little more than weekend garden warriors at the time.

 

[Carol Dee]

Don 't worry @bobm she will pay them off in Dandelion wine or jelly!

 

[Nyboy]

for anyone who missed it first time

 

[bobm]

Don 't worry @bobm she will pay them off in Dandelion wine or jelly!

Do you actually believe that the environmentalist activists can be BRIBED ??? Or bend the strict rules / laws that benefits only them that they have help to pass ?

 

[Smart Red]

Carol Dee said "WINE", bobm. That always goes well with the treehugger "smokes".
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.Edited to state: Or so I have heard.

 

[Smart Red]

Dear Santa,
This year
Please bring me
A big, fat
Bank account
and a slim body.
Please don't
mix the two up
like you did
last year.
Thanks!
Love, Red!

 

[Carol Dee]

So @Smart Red he mixed yours up last year, too?

 

[Mrs. Thankful]