Garden humor thread..

[Pulsegleaner]

Reminds me of a limerick

A certain young man, it was noted,
Went about in the heat thickly-coated;
He said, 'You may scoff,
But I shan't take it off;
Underneath I am horribly bloated.'
-Edward Gorey

 

[journey11]

Speaking of bloated...

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Pulsegleaner]

One I used once

"When I say that "Nothing is more important to me that helping you" I mean I consider it less important that NOTHING."

 

[Larisa]

 

[ninnymary]

 

[Smart Red]

One I used once

"When I say that "Nothing is more important to me that helping you" I mean I consider it less important that NOTHING."

That's much like my telling Spouse to be careful not to fall. "That's the last thing I want to happen to you. Yup, there are lots of other bad things that need to happen first. The last one will be falling."

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Or my response to when people say (metaphorically) "don't kill me!"

"Don't worry, that is the last thing I plan to do."

 

[Carol Dee]

For my Horse Loving TEG Friends! @thistlebloom , @journey11 , @baymule