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That's hilarious!
Garden humor thread..
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Cosmo spring garden
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There are so many festivals, fairs, and parades in the Gulf South area year round that the port-a-potty business is huge, a real money-maker. It's not just Mardi Gras. A very successful port-a-potty business that stretches from Texas to Florida is call Pot-O-Gold.
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Mom (arriving home)- After a hard day at work I need the smiling faces of adoring children
Child - Did you know mayonnaise won't cover up mustard stains on white curtains?
Mom - Maybe I'll meet those children someday.
Child - Did you know mayonnaise won't cover up mustard stains on white curtains?
Mom - Maybe I'll meet those children someday.
digitS'
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B.C., at Echo Canyon: Hello!
Response: Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
Response: Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
Carol Dee
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Carol Dee
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Dirtmechanic
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digitS'
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@Carol Dee , I try to make lists and consult a calendar ... but I seldom have a pencil with me.
Recently, I have been carrying a pad of sticky notes in my phone case. Still don't have a pencil.
"Take notes in your phone notebook!" You say. Sure, with my muddy digitS'! The other day I learned how easy it was to delete important information in that notebook when I turned off the phone without saving. It had to do with a payment of $! And here I thought that my biggest problem in the process was switching from calculator app to notebook app and back & forth and remembering the dang numbers!!!
In 2019, I learned that the new kitchen wall calendar pages acted like carbon paper, allowing what was written on a date in one month to appear on pages of several other months! I mean - the notes look the same. Again and Again ...
I casually look back in TEG search 8 or 10 years and information that I have posted looks new and, even, strange. How the Heck can I learn from mistakes with a memory like that.
Steve
Recently, I have been carrying a pad of sticky notes in my phone case. Still don't have a pencil.
"Take notes in your phone notebook!" You say. Sure, with my muddy digitS'! The other day I learned how easy it was to delete important information in that notebook when I turned off the phone without saving. It had to do with a payment of $! And here I thought that my biggest problem in the process was switching from calculator app to notebook app and back & forth and remembering the dang numbers!!!
In 2019, I learned that the new kitchen wall calendar pages acted like carbon paper, allowing what was written on a date in one month to appear on pages of several other months! I mean - the notes look the same. Again and Again ...
I casually look back in TEG search 8 or 10 years and information that I have posted looks new and, even, strange. How the Heck can I learn from mistakes with a memory like that.
Steve
so lucky
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Steve, I had to chuckle at your comment about reading your posts from years ago. I occasionally will be reading old posts and read something that makes me think "Wow, this person thinks and writes just like I do. What a smart person!" Then I look at the avatar and realize it was me. 
