Detlor Poultry
Attractive To Bees
Have you noticed how it's impossible to get real chocolate bars anymore? I went into a gas station, and thought that after 4 or 5 years of not having any barred chocolate, I deserved a bar. But..... When I looked at the selection....ughh...... You got Chocolate variety hybrids, fake-coffee-infused chocolate, beer-flavoured chocolate, smores-in-a-bar, peanut briddle with chocolate, caramel/chocolate taffee, and coconut wrapped in chocolate. So, what if you just want normal semi-sweet chocolate? The kind we grew up eating in bar form?!?! What are we to do then?!?!?!?! WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!?!?!?! I don't know why this real-chocolate famine is upon us, but I sure hope it ends soon. We should form a support group.
