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Garden Master
That was hilarious. I started cracking up when you put on the mask! The moral of the story is don't answer the door when you have a beauty mask on!
Mary
Mary
and then I have this picture of the troopers faces.... and that's even funnier! 


Must have been a new guy on the job at ADT. Wouldn't it make more sense if you gave the wrong safe word? Or maybe they need to set you up with an UN-safe word too, just to be clear.