AMKuska
Garden Master
Ingredients:
Onion
Artichoke
Bell Pepper
Cheese
Pizza Dough
Bacon
Chicken
Instructions:
Discover the onion in the most coveted grocery bag of all, the produce bag. Carry it lovingly around the house for about an hour. Love it. Stroke it. Speak gentle words to it. Leave peels from one end of the house to the other.
Get bribed into taking some pizza dough instead. While a parent helper does the chopping for you, embrace your inner pizza dough. Marinate in it. Become one with the dough.
Discover that there is a flat round of dough, and you can do stuff with it!! Gently stroke on oil, massage on cheese, and layer with vegetables. Eat a few. If someone offers you mushrooms turn white as a sheet and put those disgusting overgrown mold spores back on the vegetable tray.
Sit and watch the entire baking process with your nose pressed up against the window.
....but you ate so many prep materials you're now full, so you do not eat your delicious pizza.
Onion
Artichoke
Bell Pepper
Cheese
Pizza Dough
Bacon
Chicken
Instructions:
Discover the onion in the most coveted grocery bag of all, the produce bag. Carry it lovingly around the house for about an hour. Love it. Stroke it. Speak gentle words to it. Leave peels from one end of the house to the other.
Get bribed into taking some pizza dough instead. While a parent helper does the chopping for you, embrace your inner pizza dough. Marinate in it. Become one with the dough.
Discover that there is a flat round of dough, and you can do stuff with it!! Gently stroke on oil, massage on cheese, and layer with vegetables. Eat a few. If someone offers you mushrooms turn white as a sheet and put those disgusting overgrown mold spores back on the vegetable tray.
Sit and watch the entire baking process with your nose pressed up against the window.
....but you ate so many prep materials you're now full, so you do not eat your delicious pizza.
