Linneaus was drunk

[Detlor Poultry]

He got it all terribly wrong! Good thing I'm here to correct that! Here are a list of animals and what there scientifical name should be:
~ Moose
Alces fragrans

~ Elk
Cerves caustifog

~ Whitetail Deer
Cervus moonii

~ Peccary
Whatheheckisthus strangus

~ Black Bear
Tootoesloves frenchii

~ Grizzly Bear
Harbingerov deadnus

~ Polar Bear
Halloweencostumus rippitaparticus

~ Mountain Goat
Idoubtitsagoatus looksmorelikasheepii

~ Bighorn Sheep
Idoubtitsasheepii looksmorelikagoatus

~ Bobcat
Eatachiccensis maulapigeon

~ Mountain Lion
Extirpatis sp.

~ Razorback
Nowondertheywer sentoverthecliffsi

~ Timber Wolf
Howlus ruinourcampingtrippion

~ Coon
Rabies non-scripta

~ Red Fox
Chookbane butrathercuddlyappearingus

~ Detlor Poultry
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