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[baymule]

An alligator pretending to be a door mat surprised residents in Breaux Bridge, Louisiana on Friday.

St. Martin Parish Sheriff’s Office’s Facebook page shared a photo of the reptile relaxing on a front porch. “So….you never know what may show up on your door step!” the post read. “Just another day in the life of a St. Martin Parish Sheriff’s Office Patrol Deputy.”

The picture has been shared more than 2,000 times, with many commenters cracking jokes. “Brings new meaning to the welcome mat…or should I say unwelcomed mat,” Katrina Lee wrote. Jackie David said, “Now, that’s a watchdog!”

I remember your business being broken into, here's you a super watchdog! LOL LOL

 

[seedcorn]

Can’t help but notice the empty boot. Did he eat an invader? Or should I type-would be invader?

 

[Nyboy]

My friend lives in a bad neighborhood, by her door she has a old pair of mens work boots and a dog dish with name fang painted on it.

 

[baymule]

Can’t help but notice the empty boot. Did he eat an invader? Or should I type-would be invader?

Bye-Bye thief!

 

[thistlebloom]

Don't they make flatter ones? That gator is a trip hazard!

 

[Rhodie Ranch]

I was thinkin' that Nyboy would be drooling over some gorgeous pairs of alligator shoes, or a wallet, or some sort of alligator leather item. I bought a faux alligator over night purse thingie at a Jewish thrift store in Palm Springs, a few years ago. I love its texture and color, fake tho it may be...

 

[Nyboy]

Alligator shoes out of my budget

 

[baymule]

Alligator shoes out of my budget

Take an airboat ride out in the Louisiana swamps or even on the East Texas side, and shoot yourself a pair of shoes!

 

[Nyboy]

Louisiana fine leather Italian style and craftsmanship Gucci look out

 

[Nyboy]

Louisiana fine leather Italian style and craftsmanship Gucci look out