Perfect Pet!

[so lucky]

Ooh! Ooh! I just saw my perfect pet advertised on TV! It's an artificial parakeet, called Perfect Polly! Complete with its own authentic Polly Perch. Makes chirping and whistling sounds and turns it head, even shakes its tail feathers. Only $14.95, and if you call now, you can get a second Perfect Polly absolutely free!

I thought it was a fake ad at first, like they used to do on Saturday Night Live (Think "Colon Blow" cereal) But apparently it's real.

 

[secuono]

Many, many people should buy that instead of a living animal.

 

[NwMtGardener]

Hahaha! Many people should buy that instead of having CHILDREN!

 

[baymule]

I should buy Perfect Polly for the 2013 Christmas white elephant gift! MUHAHAHA!!! We don't exchange gifts anymore, we just do the white elephant gifts and then bomb the little kids with lots of presents!

 

[secuono]

Hahaha! Many people should buy that instead of having CHILDREN!

Oh, that's also very true!!

 

[Nyboy]

Anyone remember pet rocks?

 

[so lucky]

Anyone remember pet rocks?

Yep. I think that was during the 70's. Boy, the 70's were strange. I guess a lot of backlash from the pot and acid of the 60's.

 

[Nyboy]

LOL I miss the 70s young and carefree.

 

[baymule]

LOL I miss the 70s young and carefree.

And the best rock 'n roll ever!

 

[MontyJ]

And the best rock 'n roll ever!

Amen to that!