Profile

[Detlor Poultry]

Name: John Red Calroy Wallace Lance Bruce Dave George Bruce John Red Bruce Bernard George John Calroy Wallace Lance Bruce Dave John Red Calroy Wallace Lance Bruce Dave George Bruce John Red Bruce Bernard George John Calroy Wallace Lance Bruce Dave Lucas Lucas the 96th. There may be more.
Sex: Formerly Male, although I haven't been 100% sure since I got married.
Eye Color: Distant; Illogical
Address: 5-555-555-5555
Weight: Very much so. Give or take 1,000 kgs.
Date of Birth: Classified Military Intellegence
Hair Color: Old
Aliases: Mr. Waffles; Hey Idiot!; Dead Clade Walking; The Muskulator; The Elbow;