Supplicant - Oh wise Guru, how do we rid ourselves of the pandemic that plagues us?
Guru - We must all read more. Not your facebook news feed but great books that inform and enlighten. And pay for local journalism because if you don't it'll go away. And strive to be informed. Actually informed instead of only seeking information that conforms to your world view.
Supplicant - And this will end Covid-19?
Guru - Cocid-19? I thought we were talking about stupidity.
Supplicant to friend - Apparently there's more than one plague.