Scene in @catjac1975 's home:

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I swear by sending the husband out at night to mark his territory.

Cat's hubby gets up at night.

Cat': Don't go in there!

Cat's DH: What?

Cat': Go outside!

Cat's DH: Where? Why?

Cat': I saw a deer in the neighbor's yard yesterday.

Cat's DH: I'm not going over there!

Cat': Not over there! Just around the Day Lilies.

Cat's DH: Day Lilies?! It's been raining!

Cat': Wear your slippers.

Cat's DH: I might fall down the back steps in wet slippers! ... ... Are you going back to sleep?

Cat': ummm

Cat's hubby sneaks into the bathroom ...

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[catjac1975]

Cat's hubby gets up at night.

Cat': Don't go in there!

Cat's DH: What?

Cat': Go outside!

Cat's DH: Where? Why?

Cat': I saw a deer in the neighbor's yard yesterday.

Cat's DH: I'm not going over there!

Cat': Not over there! Just around the Day Lilies.

Cat's DH: Day Lilies?! It's been raining!

Cat': Wear your slippers.

Cat's DH: I might fall down the back steps in wet slippers! ... ... Are you going back to sleep?

Cat': ummm

Cat's hubby sneaks into the bathroom ...

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I hope my husband doesn't see this. Hahahahahahahahhaha