Secrets to a Successful Life

[digitS']

When I got up this morning it was under a bright light !

All I needed to do was enter these two search phrases in google: "if you will" "you will never have to" . . .

The results would turn up ALL of the means necessary to live a purposeful and successful life!!!



Steve

 

[897tgigvib]

this is what i got after copy pasting your search terms in google:

https://www.google.com/#q="if+you+will"+"you+will+never+have+to"

 

[digitS']

About the same luck I had, Marshall.

Would you believe, I think we missed it by . .

. that much?!

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Steve
edited to show the miss

 

[so lucky]

And it was such a good idea, too. I often solve the world's problems in my dreams, but when I wake up, I don't quite remember everything.

 

[digitS']

Solving the world's problems.

. . . and, loving it!

It's the 2nd time I've fallen for this google technique, this month.

Steve :/

 

[897tgigvib]

Yup, solving the world's problems...

I'm presently in my mad scientist dungeon working on CONTROLLING GRAVITY.

You see, through the QUANTUM FIELD, are subatomic particles that function the WEAK NUCLEAR FORCE, and my hypothesis is that since after merging with the force of ELECTROMAGNETISM, (visualize my amperimeter particle accelerator creating lightning bolts in my dungeon), the gravity force may then be either reduced or increased while either (inversly of course) increasing or decreasing its range.

The proportionalities of this must ALWAYS yield the same total energy since CONSERVATION OF ENERGY must always exist within this eon of the universe at 13.77 b.

However, at present, my major problem is CIRCUMVENTING the higgs field since the bosonic particles carrying the weak nuclear continue remaining within the range of the force of gravity. This is one of the major causes for gravity to TEND TO REMAIN AT ITS PRESENT CONSTANT RATES OF FORCE AND PULL.

However, the new acceletron I am working on should create the 10.4 terra-amps necessary to merge those pesky Higgs and W boson particles.

Once this is accomplished, then all I will need to do is contract the manufacturers of the parts to miniaturize them inexpensively.

I should be on schedule for this once I have finished my application and tests for the Mars mission. It's only a flyby and should give me 501 days to complete the final designs while enjoying this minor mission. That is slated for launch, preliminarily, in early January 2018, after which, assuming optimal timeline satisfactions, my GRAVCONTROL UNITS will make space launches and travels to more distant places much easier, using far less fuel.

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This of course is the easy part. After the gravcontrol units are popular for all the city folk to play with, I will be working on QUANTUM FIELD CONTROL, which naturally means I will be able to make rocket motors that REDUCE SPACE in front of the rocket while simultaneously INCREASE SPACE behind it.

Essentially this is popularly known as WARP DRIVE. However it is not precisely the same since the fictional warp drive involved the impossiblity of MOTION WITHOUT ACCELERATION. Everyone knows of course that there must be at least a minimal acceleration. The problem of exactly how much relative to the d, distance at the vector is as yet unknown, but I believe at this time it may be a function of 1 over csquared f of (x-y) to the power of t (time needed) as the as yet unknown function of the total energy of the quantum field per unit of volume in the unknown valences of the variable partial vaccuums of different places in space. So you see, the problems that need to be solved are quite complex!

 

[digitS']

And, Voila!

The vicissitudes of the void so vexing are valorously vanquished!

Variously, Marshall . . . you have tossed an entire extra Sea into vacuum.

Steve
mental vision always focused on the vacuum

 

[897tgigvib]

Musta been the cccoffee...

 

[majorcatfish]

a successful life ?? many people have ponder the same question over the ages plato, socrates, Xu Xing, Sigmund Freud the list goes on.

my list follows.

winning the lottery 1in76 million+ ....

winning big at a casino... the odds are in their flavor except in roulette learn how to play..

never blindly trust what a salesperson tells you...

watch what you say at work..... somebody always has a axe to grind...

never mix science and faith at the company christmas party...

honestly is the best policy.. you never need to try to remember the lie you told the other day......

give 100 percent in what you are doing.....

always have a open heart ....

help others less fortunate then you...

past on family history and traditions...

yup my life has been successful, but each one of us has their own success story

 

[digitS']

It's written on the rainbow, in letters made of gold
Written on the rainbow, there's wisdom to behold
My friend the little sparrow flew
Close enough to see
Written on a rainbow is this philosophy.

As you ramble on through life, brother,
Whatever be your goal,
Keep your eye upon the doughnut
And not upon the hole.

digitS'
right now, steve's lost in thought