Stupid Questions I get alot

[Detlor Poultry]

- Do you have a driver's License?
- Do you have a marriage License?
- Do you realise you just ran two stoplights... 15 miles over the speed limit?
- Is this your dog?
- Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
- Where were you on the night of April 6th?
- Why do you have to be such a Jerk?
- Are you this child's father?
- Where is my wallet?
- What did you say?
- Can you take me to the optometrist's this morning instead of going hunting?
- Did you have a bath this week?
- Really?
- Where is the Pie?
- Why is my Bike in the tree?
- Why are you running down the street drgging a mattress???
- Why do you have to yell at the movie screen so much!?
- Do you realise you have a toilet plunger stuck to your rear end?
- It's 11:00pm. Do you know where your children are?
- Will that be Cash or credit, sir?
- Honey, do you know what today is?

 

[nachoqtpie]

Det... you make me giggle

 

[Detlor Poultry]

{*bows*}