Texting Codes for Seniors

[Sam BigDeer]

((I don't do 'texting' but thought these are cute!!


Texting Codes For Seniors---Hope this helps.

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)


Sam

 

[Beekissed]

Most excellent!!!!

 

[Nyboy]

I LOL at some of them

 

[digitS']

Social networking addiction being what it is today, you should practice up on texting, Sam.

Once you are well involved in it, you'll need to know an acronym not on that list: BRB

Now everyone says that it means Be Right Back. However, the addict also knows it is just a polite way of saying that he needs a BRB, a Bath Room Break. It's like referring to it as a bath room (for a bath?) or a rest room (to rest?).

Yes, he should have an accurate acronym list once he has become addicted to social networking. Rushing online after a BRB, he will always need to remember - CYA. Yep, there he will be, in the Company of Young Artists ...

Steve

 

[baymule]

I love texting, it is so convenient. But my smart phone spells out the words when I start typing them, so no need for acronyms.

I must not be TOO old--none of those apply---YET!

 

[Nyboy]

I had to learn to tx if I wanted to talk to my nieces and nephews, they will not answer a in coming call

 

[majorcatfish]

they missed one...BSNAF - Back Soon Not A Fart

where my oxygen when you need it...