Detlor Poultry
Attractive To Bees
Comparing Chicks and Ducklings
by J.R. Lucas
When a chick doesn't like you, it means it's pooped on you and doesn't like the smell
When a duckling doesn't like the way you smell, it poops on you.
Chicks get their bedding in their water.
Ducklings get their water in their bedding.
If a chick doesn't want to be held anymore, it can peck really hard, scratch with it's toes and niggle around nimbly.
If a duckling doesn't want to be held anymore, it simply cutes you to death, causing you to drop it.
Chicks have no magnetivity.
Ducklings are chick magnets.
Chicks chirp.
So do ducklings.
Chicks get Coccidiosis.
Ducklings get the Easter Bunny.
I like chicks.
I like ducklings, too.
Chicks - 100/100
Ducklings - 100/100
Difference? I dunno
by J.R. Lucas
When a chick doesn't like you, it means it's pooped on you and doesn't like the smell
When a duckling doesn't like the way you smell, it poops on you.
Chicks get their bedding in their water.
Ducklings get their water in their bedding.
If a chick doesn't want to be held anymore, it can peck really hard, scratch with it's toes and niggle around nimbly.
If a duckling doesn't want to be held anymore, it simply cutes you to death, causing you to drop it.
Chicks have no magnetivity.
Ducklings are chick magnets.
Chicks chirp.
So do ducklings.
Chicks get Coccidiosis.
Ducklings get the Easter Bunny.
I like chicks.
I like ducklings, too.
Chicks - 100/100
Ducklings - 100/100
Difference? I dunno
