Detlor Poultry
Attractive To Bees
Here's a list of equiptment you should hope you never see being used by the following professionals. They may mean staggering amounts of trouble and danger.
Professional - Equiptment to be aware of
when to move away ASAP
General Practicioner - A one-way ticket to Uraguay
When you've been bitten by a strange snake and he/she injects you with some sort of antidote that smells funny
Barkeep - AT4
When you can't pay your tab
Barber - Chainsaw
When you're sitting in the barber chair and you hear it running
Obstetrician - Magnifying Glass
When he looks into your wife's belly button quizzically and makes some comment about having the 'blockage' removed
Carpenter - Dynamite
Whenever the carpenter seems to not be able get his project square and straight using 'conventional means'
Midwife - Small shovel
When the baby gets stuck and needs to be dug out....
Electrician - Gas cans
When sparks start flying and everybody's happy about it and somebody mentions insurance
Mechanic - Sawdust
When your vehicle is ready in under 5 minutes
Butcher - Ham Radio
When people start going missing, including the butcher
Plumber - An excessive quantity of car batteries and hacksaws
When you have heavy drain blockage and the plumbers can't remove it without the use of acid...
Judge - European Longsword
When he starts gesturing toward the plaintive
Professional - Equiptment to be aware of
when to move away ASAP
General Practicioner - A one-way ticket to Uraguay
When you've been bitten by a strange snake and he/she injects you with some sort of antidote that smells funny
Barkeep - AT4
When you can't pay your tab
Barber - Chainsaw
When you're sitting in the barber chair and you hear it running
Obstetrician - Magnifying Glass
When he looks into your wife's belly button quizzically and makes some comment about having the 'blockage' removed
Carpenter - Dynamite
Whenever the carpenter seems to not be able get his project square and straight using 'conventional means'
Midwife - Small shovel
When the baby gets stuck and needs to be dug out....
Electrician - Gas cans
When sparks start flying and everybody's happy about it and somebody mentions insurance
Mechanic - Sawdust
When your vehicle is ready in under 5 minutes
Butcher - Ham Radio
When people start going missing, including the butcher
Plumber - An excessive quantity of car batteries and hacksaws
When you have heavy drain blockage and the plumbers can't remove it without the use of acid...
Judge - European Longsword
When he starts gesturing toward the plaintive
