Garden humor thread..

[Ridgerunner]

A few years after we were married Italian designer slacks were in high fashion, pants so tight you could not carry keys or a wallet in the pocket. You had to carry a purse...er... man-bag if you wore them. When I refused my wife said she's through with trying to dress me if I wouldn't cooperate.

 

[majorcatfish]

A few years after we were married Italian designer slacks were in high fashion, pants so tight you could not carry keys or a wallet in the pocket. You had to carry a purse...er... man-bag if you wore them. When I refused my wife said she's through with trying to dress me if I wouldn't cooperate.

hows that working out... i mean the man purse ????

 

[Ridgerunner]

Just great, it's so convenient. You can carry just everything in there, you really should try it.

Let's say I've been dressing myself for many decades.

 

[ninnymary]

I don't know why but this looks like Majorcatfish!

Mary

 

[majorcatfish]

I don't know why but this looks like Majorcatfish!

Mary

well was your model when you were knitting them.....
would like a side hip pocket for my cell phone for the next pair..

 

[Beekissed]

 

[PennyJo]

wouldn't ask a man to wear those either or a women

 

[thistlebloom]

Oh yeah....that's totally me. Eat more venison!

 

[Carol Dee]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153055162550353

Saw this on face book and laughed and laughed.

 

[Pulsegleaner]

wouldn't ask a man to wear those either or a women

Neither would I. In fact, one of the things I currently bitch about is the new fashion trend of making shirts without breast pockets. I NEED that pocket to hold my phone (my keys and wallet already fill my pants's pockets. In fact, if I had my druthers all of my shirts would be "safari ****s" (our family name for shirts with TWO breast pockets, one over each breast. But those are rather hard to find in my size.