Garden humor thread..

[seedcorn]

never knew he was a redhead...

I’m not but the look of disgust on my face is right.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing to not put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Philosophy is wondering if a Bloody Mary counts as a smoothie.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[digitS']

 

[seedcorn]

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When I flew back home from a trip, they rerouted our landing due to geese. They weren’t smart enough to do it before we were descending. Got to tour western Ohio.

 

[digitS']

I used to think that geese would be a near perfect farm animal. Their feed can be nearly the same as a ruminant with pasturing and some grain.

Not sure what I was basing their meat value on. I have eaten geese a few times - wild and domestic. Every one was kinda scrawny.

Anyway, I have several times filled in on chores for a friend's poultry flock. The geese had absolutely despicable personalities.

Steve

 

[seedcorn]

I used to think that geese would be a near perfect farm animal. Their feed can be nearly the same as a ruminant with pasturing and some grain.

Not sure what I was basing their meat value on. I have eaten geese a few times - wild and domestic. Every one was kinda scrawny.

Anyway, I have several times filled in on chores for a friend's poultry flock. The geese had absolutely despicable personalities.

Steve

They are. For anyone that wants cheap meat, they are your animal. Plus great watch guards. Might depend upon breed as to amount of meat. I hated butchering them. Plus, they step, crap. Step, crap. Step, crap.

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[digitS']

My clock reads:

"... it's UP for you."

🥴

Steve