Garden humor thread..
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flowerbug
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you have a bit more hair... and teef...
[edit: if not obvious i meant @Zeedman not @Carol Dee - i really don't know her well enough to joke around that ways ]
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Zeedman
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Dancing? Shouldn't they be laying down?
flowerbug
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Dancing? Shouldn't they be laying down?
i never saw River Dance doing any break dances... hmm... kind of a disturbing thought, but if i needed to have a floor dusted or polished...
Pulsegleaner
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I know of an Irish potato chip company (Keough's, I think) that actually adds powdered shamrocks to their Irish Cheddar potato chips (which doesn't do anyone any harm, but doesn't add any flavor either.)
flowerbug
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i know people who've taken chlorophyll tablets. people do strange things.
i guess it could be a natural green dye/coloring for foods. me would rather have something with flavor if it was going to be added. bits of chives/green onions.
Carol Dee
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Actually, each year, gardening inspires GREAT desires of murder in me, as well as genocide. I want to murder the squirrels, I want to murder the chipmunks, I want to wipe the weeds from the face of the Earth.............
Dirtmechanic
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Your spirit animal lives with me!
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From my tea site (I know they are talking about tea, but the way they phrased it is just too funny not to pass on.)
"Don't miss it if you are a fan of duck ****!"
I should also point out that this isn't REGULAR duck ****, it's MILKY duck ****!
"Don't miss it if you are a fan of duck ****!"
I should also point out that this isn't REGULAR duck ****, it's MILKY duck ****!
