Garden humor thread..

Carol Dee

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For starting seeds indoors in the spring,
1. Need a big black dog.

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The way this works is let dog outside. Dog comes in, lays in floor and dirt falls out of his coat in the floor.

2. Sweep up dirt. Black hair aerates the dirt, an extra bonus provided by the dog.

3. Place dirt and hair mixture in paper cups, plant seeds. Free potting soil!
 

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The iphone sits on the dresser by the bed! The sofa bed is also my sofa and tv watching and gaming location. The dresser holds my active seed hoard. The rest of the hoard is in the freezer. No room for 1/2 of a beef in there anymore. Now we just do 1/4 of a beef!!! It's that or buy another freezer!
 

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I have the same problem with varieties of heirloom seeds, like tomatoes and now beans!! Haven't succeeded in growing out either complete collection but my brain seems to know when it sees one I don't have!! The plants indoors survive in 4 locations... covered in small and large pots of struggling to just survive plants. Like, Oh, maybe I should water them!!!
 
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