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Sorry I was so absent from TEG today. You see, I got arrested. It happened like this: I was nailing OSB sheathing into a building with standard roofing nails, and the next thing I remember knowing, Constaple McPheerson was pulling my arm very sternly and walking in the apparent direction of the station. He took me to the station for quesitoning, along with some witnesses. Apparently (and I'd like it to go on record that I don't recall any of this) I litterally blew up. I lit the building I was sheathing on fire and shot at passing vehicles for 10 minutes. Then Sergeant Davis walked in and I told him what I remembered.
"All I remember is: I was hammering into some OSB sheathing, and all of a sudden --'
Serg. Davis nodded understandingly, and whispered something to the Constaple, who reluctantly released me.
I love it when the cops know your pain
But apparently they have an APB out for the guy who invented OSB for instigating all the worlds anger and misery. 

"All I remember is: I was hammering into some OSB sheathing, and all of a sudden --'
Serg. Davis nodded understandingly, and whispered something to the Constaple, who reluctantly released me.
I love it when the cops know your pain


