Christmas Funny

[Pulsegleaner]

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Ah yes, a proud student of the Roman Moroni school of American English (see Johnny Dangerously).

 

[digitS']

Johnny Dangerously:

The years hadn't softened Moronie. He continued to murder the English Language, and anyone who got in his way.

Looks like a fun movie .

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Johnny Dangerously:

The years hadn't softened Moronie. He continued to murder the English Language, and anyone who got in his way.

Looks like a fun movie .

What, you expected a movie with Michael Keaton (EARLY Michael Keaton, before the whole Batman thing) Joe Piscapo and the opening song created by Weird Al Yankovic to be a SERIOUS one?

(Bonus, there really IS a bumper sticker of the psychotic symbol they put up in the car's window. I'd LOVE to get my hands on one.)

 

[farmerjan]

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Grandma got run over by a reindeer......

 

[flowerbug]

Presumably best served with music?

best swerved promptly!

 

[digitS']

 

[Pulsegleaner]

Grandma got run over by a reindeer......

Thank's to my upbringing, THIS I what I think when I hear that music.

 

[Zeedman]

best swerved promptly!

Hopefully you mean the reindeer, not the Grandma??? Grandma is in the process of being "promptly served" some reindeer whoopa$$. Either that, or after a cold all-nighter being forced to pull Santa's sleigh, the reindeer spotted Mrs, Claus...

 

[Zeedman]

 

[digitS']

Okay, both the melody & original lyrics I can remember for this one. Imagine me as the middle minion ...

BTW - did you know that Dasher the Reindeer now has a year-around gig? Yeah, he delivers for doordash™