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I found this report about Abraham Lincoln in my attic. Boy, was I ever a progeny. 
The Life of General Abraham Lincoln, by J.R. Lucas, age 12, 1981
Born in 1912, Gen. Abrahamilton Lincoln was raised by a colony of nudist mennonites in the backwoods of Tokyo, Mongolia. When he was 16, he uncovered Tollund Man from a peat bog in Ethiopia while travelling the world as a roving editor. When he was 21, he tried to enlist in the U.S. Army, but was turned down because he was a surrogate Naval captain. After complaining to his schoolyard chums about getting turned down, he was recruited by some guy and injected with an experimental serum. He was then deployed to hunt dow the Red Skull. He invented the Stealth Bomber after destroying Tesseract, and then flew Amelia Airheart across the Indian Ocean to pick up rare spices from Reunion and Madagascar. He returned to the Americas at Cades Cove in New Brunswick in 1950. He died in 1952 from an accidental shooting inflicted by the Baby. While on trial, the baby was charged with Murder 1 and went to the electric chair.
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The Life of General Abraham Lincoln, by J.R. Lucas, age 12, 1981
Born in 1912, Gen. Abrahamilton Lincoln was raised by a colony of nudist mennonites in the backwoods of Tokyo, Mongolia. When he was 16, he uncovered Tollund Man from a peat bog in Ethiopia while travelling the world as a roving editor. When he was 21, he tried to enlist in the U.S. Army, but was turned down because he was a surrogate Naval captain. After complaining to his schoolyard chums about getting turned down, he was recruited by some guy and injected with an experimental serum. He was then deployed to hunt dow the Red Skull. He invented the Stealth Bomber after destroying Tesseract, and then flew Amelia Airheart across the Indian Ocean to pick up rare spices from Reunion and Madagascar. He returned to the Americas at Cades Cove in New Brunswick in 1950. He died in 1952 from an accidental shooting inflicted by the Baby. While on trial, the baby was charged with Murder 1 and went to the electric chair.
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