Garden humor thread..

[Smart Red]

@PennyJo, if you want to be sure a specific person reads your post just put an "at" (@) sign in front of their member name. That's what I did at the beginning of this post so you would be notified.

If you want to be certain Carol Dee sees that you love her humor, put her name -- @Carol Dee -- like this in your post.

 

[PennyJo]

sorry was just being lazy

 

[Smart Red]

sorry was just being lazy

Sweet PennyJo, no apologies. I wasn't criticizing your post. The teacher in me was just insuring you did know that little trick.

nut'n lazy 'bout short 'n sweet

 

[Carol Dee]

My youngest Grandson comes to mind, then a few TEG members I think might fit the bill

 

[PennyJo]

that is great giggle thank you

 

[Smart Red]

Carol Dee, I am embarrassed to admit, but it sounds a lot like my Gypsy as well. Hopefully she is growing out of it now that she's a teenager, but. . . .

 

[Smart Red]

As usual, this was shared from FaceBook: Credit to DEALDASH (8/19/2013

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[PennyJo]

how very cute and golden woulds probably lick him to death

 

[Ridgerunner]

She; I ran into my old friend Barbara today.
He: And how is Barb?
She: She looked totally different somehow. I couldn't figure out why. She said she hadn't lost weight or changed her hair or gotten contacts. Then I realized what it was.
He: What?
She: It wasn't Barbara, it was Doris.
From Luann


Dr.: I'm going to show you a series of ink blots. Just say what they look like to you.
Hagar: A man asking for money... A man with a broken nose.
Hagar: A man asking for money... A man with a broken nose.
Hagar: A man asking for money... A man with a broken nose.
Dr.: Thank you! We're done!
Hagar: Great! How much do I owe you?
Dr.: Oh... NO CHARGE!
From Hagar the Horrible

He: Ta Daa!I found that thing you were looking for.
She: What thing?
He: This thing.
She: Was I looking for that?
He: You said you were.
She: When?
He: The other day! You said that you had to find it or you were doing to totally freak out!
She: I don't know what it is.
He: Fine. I'll just toss it then.
She: You can't throw it away! What if I need it again?
He: Groan
From Baby Blues

 

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