Garden humor thread..
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Carol Dee
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you are on a roll.
majorcatfish
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Working on thanksgiving now....
Will see if able to do 6 pages again
Will see if able to do 6 pages again
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ninnymary
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Carol Dee
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Carol Dee
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Carol Dee
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Ridgerunner
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''After a couple of dry years, we finally had a bumper crop of pecans in our backyard.
''My wife said she would call up our sister-in-law to offer her some.
''I reminded her that they have a pecan tree. She said yes, they did, but the squirrels had decimated the crop, and so we just had to give them some.
''At that point, I reminded her that if you give a man a pecan you feed him for a day, but if you give him a pellet rifle, he can have squirrel gumbo with pecan pie for dessert the rest of his life.''
''My wife said she would call up our sister-in-law to offer her some.
''I reminded her that they have a pecan tree. She said yes, they did, but the squirrels had decimated the crop, and so we just had to give them some.
''At that point, I reminded her that if you give a man a pecan you feed him for a day, but if you give him a pellet rifle, he can have squirrel gumbo with pecan pie for dessert the rest of his life.''
Ridgerunner
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