Garden humor thread..

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Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was black as soot ~ and ~ everywhere that mary went his sooty foot he put ```
How do you know you are a Master Gardener?
There is a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.
You would rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothing store.
You prefer gardening to watching television.
You plan vacation trips to arboretums and public parks.
Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride.
 

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I thought of this today, posted awhile back by @seedcorn :


Every time I see that guy ice fishing on teevee while sitting in his Lincoln waiting for the flag to pop up. (Wonder what Honest Abe would think of that on Presidents Day :).)

Steve
 

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I thought of this today, posted awhile back by @seedcorn :


Every time I see that guy ice fishing on teevee while sitting in his Lincoln waiting for the flag to pop up. (Wonder what Honest Abe would think of that on Presidents Day :).)

Steve
i'm pretty sure his sense of humor would enjoy this...
 

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Jared I don't know why you're not answering your phone, 🙄🙄but you are on Facebook so I'll tell you here. 😒I found some more information on what you were asking me about. It's called Prutitus Anusitis, in other words, severe anal itching. It's caused from not wiping your butt properly, I recommend that you still keep that doctor's appointment that you set up. Just wash it and make sure you keep it really clean; also make sure that you wash your hands after you scratch, that way you don't get Pink Eye like you did last time. If kept really clean, then the odor should be more bearable, but just in case, I would keep some air freshener close by at all times. Hope this helps! Sorry to post it on Facebook, maybe next time you’ll answer your phone!!!! 🤷‍♂️

Pick a victim and keep it going!! 🤣😂😂

Now this is down right evil...... What friends will do to friends.....
 

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