Garden humor thread..

[Dirtmechanic]

So if you are a toilet paper hoarder remember the rules.

 

[seedcorn]

 

[Ridgerunner]

You really don't understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.

 

[Ridgerunner]

When I was young I worked at being hip. Now I hope my hip is working.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

 

[YourRabbitGirl]

No offence ~ but the stories of June being the month of Hunese the goddess or the yearly bath that followed by all the world is a crock of shice ~ girls/women and men kept themselves clean just as we/do today ~ washing daily or more often when needed ~ full immersion when possible ~ like you do when camping ~ when traveling ~ better at home ~ the world didn't wait for June or believe in the goddest juno or wait for the public baths ~ you'd might be surprised and pleased to know how Well we human/ our ladies took care of us and our families before electricity and all else was available ~ beware stories of million year prehuman before becoming as clean and smart as you and I ```

Q: Why do potatoes make great detectives? A: Because they keep their eye's peeled!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi

 

[Rammy]

Q: Why do potatoes make great detectives? A: Because they keep their eye's peeled!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi

 

[Ridgerunner]

A lady who lived by herself came home and found her house was being robbed - and the robber was still there! She was well versed in the Bible, so she shouted at the robber: 'Acts 2:38!' That's the Bible verse that says, 'Repent and be baptized for the forgiveness of your sins.' ''The robber stopped dead in his tracks, and sat calmly waiting while the lady called the police.

As the police were arresting the robber, an officer asked him, 'Why didn't you just run or something? All she did was yell a Bible verse at you.' The robber, shocked, replied, 'A Bible verse? I thought she said she had an ax and two .38s!'

 

[Rhodie Ranch]

People are so afraid right now, you could rob a bank with a booger.

 

[Zeedman]

Would robbing a bank branch in March be Spring pruning?

 

[valley ranch]

Robing banks cause: that's Where the money is ``` Who said that ~ do you know ````