Garden humor thread..

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Ouch... to bad Sears no longer has a paper catalog! ;)
we get a weekly free local paper dropped at the end of the driveway. i just went out to pick it up. a lot of people don't even bother picking them up so if it really got bad i suppose i could go up and down the road and clean up their mess and get me some free emergency TP. i've been stocking up these papers since last fall when the ground got too hard to bury things. so by chance/accident we have a good emergency supply that will last us quite a while, but for sure i'll be scouting for mullein and comfrey plants... those are like the cadellac of the natural TP plants.
 

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Earl - Hi Clyde

Clyde - Hey Earl. What's in the bag?

Earl - Well, you know, when you're out walking the dog things happen.

Clyde - Oh, Right. Gotcha.

Earl - That was close. For a minute there I thought I was going to have to share my donuts.
 

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Earl - Hi Clyde

Clyde - Hey Earl. What's in the bag?

Earl - Well, you know, when you're out walking the dog things happen.

Clyde - Oh, Right. Gotcha.

Earl - That was close. For a minute there I thought I was going to have to share my donuts.
i also wanted to :love this laughter inducing post too. :)
 

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Very very little junk mail here. And I can't afford the local paper and there is no free paper to be had either.
oh! thank you for reminding me! i have several buckets packed full of shredded paper! the worms haven't gotten around to digesting them yet.

man, i'm golden! anyone want some? it will ship light... just let me know, if you are constipated we can probably get it to you in time...
 

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I was out jogging one day and ahead of me, I saw a little old lady walking her dog. Suddenly a young guy in a hoodie ran up to her and grabbed her purse and ran off. She just glanced back at him calmly and kept walking. When I met up with her I asked her, didn't she realize that guy had stolen her purse? She said "Oh, I keep my money in my new purse, at home. That old one, I just bring with me to clean up after the dog does his business." That guy is going to get a surprise.
 

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