Garden humor thread..

[ducks4you]

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You should get yourself a friend.

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[seedcorn]

 

[Ridgerunner]

On a police show, I just heard the police yell to the bad guy, 'Come out with your hands washed.'

 

[Ridgerunner]

You know you're getting along in years when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it moving.

 

[Dirtmechanic]

I told my brother I am changing his name to "Old Yeller".

 

[Ridgerunner]

Two Cajun boys, Catoir and Mabille, were perusing the flowers in a local nursery. A red flower caught Catoir's eye, and he exclaimed, ''Mabille, look at that beautiful rose over there.''

Mabille looked closely and said, ''That's not a rose; that's a chrysanthemum-mum-mum!''

Catoir maintained, ''No, that's a beautiful red rose.''

Mabille countered, ''You can book it, man; that's a chrysanthemum- mum-mum.''

Then Catoir spelled, ''That's a r-o-s-e, rose, period!''

Mabille came back with, ''No, that's a c-h. …'' then stopped.

He thought for a minute, scratched his head, and finally responded, ''Man, you're right - that's a rose!''

 

[digitS']

Okay, that was a spelling joke, @Ridgerunner .

Might be akin to this:

The exclamation mark at the bar turned to the group of other text symbols. "I'll never date another apostrophe again. They are too possessive!"

digitS'

 

[Carol Dee]

 

[PhilaGardener]

Okay, that was a spelling joke, @Ridgerunner .

Might be akin to this:

The exclamation mark at the bar turned to the group of other text symbols. "I'll never date another apostrophe again. They are too possessive!"

digitS'

But I'm sure when it showed up for the date, at least it was punctual!

 

[Dirtmechanic]